Oh, Christmas Lights, Oh Christmas Lights…
Thy bulbs sometimes need changing.
Oh, Christmas lights, oh Christmas lights,
Thy bulbs sometimes need changing.
Not only green, but red and blue
And also yellow this is true
Oh Christmas lights, oh Christmas lights,
Thy bulbs sometimes need changing.
~Kevin Havig Parody on O, Christmas Tree circa 1994 or so
Yes, we still need to paint. STILL. Sue us. No don’t. If you do that, we won’t be able to afford paint. Pray for us. Pray that the Lord blesses us with painting gnomes that fix the stucco and paint it all, on a perfect night, at the perfect time of the year, so all we have to do is go to bed and wake up painted and beautiful. That’s a cool prayer. Yes. Do that.
And, signing off…
Merry Christmas trees are here,
Tastiest trees of all the year.
Eat them! Eat them!
Happy children eat the trees.
May we have some more of these?
Oh, please, Daddy, we love trees
At Christmas time.
~Kevin Havig Parody on Christmas Time song from Little Women circa 1994
